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June 13, 2005
Growing up as a
city kid, I lived on dreams of life on a farm. Those farm kids were
the luckiest. They had everything!
Not until my
thirties did I have a chance to learn about farm life from an expert.
Pauline, my co-teacher, had grown up on the picture-perfect
Iowa
farm. Her strawberry blond hair was set in tight curls that bounced
when she laughed. And she was always laughing.
I loved to hear
about cows covered in snow and five brothers always up to mischief.
But the best talk of all was food talk. Her mother was the proverbial
“best cook.” We always looked forward to Mom’s treats arriving with
Pauline on Monday mornings.
Pauline had had
it all, living on a farm. But, I soon learned that the trick of
having it all was figuring out how to do without…when you didn’t have
it all. Living miles away from town, if you ran out of buttermilk, it
was no quick trip to the store.
Smart cooks knew
how to grab a lemon and squirt it into milk. Or if no lemon was on
hand…then vinegar. If no vinegar…then cream of tartar. And if no
vinegar…well, maybe there would be a box of yogurt tucked in the back
of the refrigerator.
It turned out
that the best farm cooks knew how to make everything out of anything.
If you didn’t have it…then find something else…and substitute. There
was no end to what Pauline’s mom could create. “Yeah,”
Pauline laughed. “She can even make apple pie without the apples!”
Apple pie
without apples? Pauline shared the secret with me over twenty
years ago. And I still can’t believe it possible.
Sure, I love
Ritz Crackers. The commercials are right, “Everything tastes good on
a Ritz.” But I would never grab a Ritz when I had a craving for an
apple.
But, yes, there
it is. Online at AllRecipes, there they are…recipes of
crackers, brown sugar, and cinnamon. Apple pie?
Now I can truly
understand how a lot of sugar and cinnamon held together by wet
crackers and baked hot on a cold winter night could taste good in the
middle of Iowa. And I can truly understand how a mother could dream
up a quick answer for six children, when Dad asks, “What is this?”
Mom could tell
them the truth, “These are cracker crumbs buried in sugar…Cracker
Pie.” And the kids would still probably eat Cracker Pie. But oh, the
creativity of that brilliant farm mother who looked at the row of eyes
staring up at her and elevated the simple cracker. Maybe her
strawberry blond curls bounced and most likely her eyes twinkled as
she answered Dad. “This is Mock Apple Pie.”
Recipes give us
what we want. But no matter how close to apples one gets with 30
round crackers, if I want an apple pie, I will make it with apples.
Substitutes are
good when we need them. But they are still substitutes. A serving of
five-star Mock Apple Pie has 503 calories, 24 grams of fat, and 448 mg
of salt. That is a poor substitute for 255 calories, 9 grams of fat,
and 132 mg of salt contained in a hot steaming slice of five-star real
apple pie.
Substitutes may
be just what we need to make it through the tough times. But if we
want a recipe for success, the best way to get apple pie is to buy
apples.
Another Father’s
Day is here. I think of how important my own father was in shaping
our home. I am grateful for my husband’s part in guiding our children
through the hard times and laughing with them in the crazy times.
Most of all, I
pray for my son and daughter, that they will value the role of a
father enough to build their own families with Dad in the recipe.
There is no substitute like the real thing.
Happy Father’s
Day!
Mock Apple Pie
Submitted by
Brenda Moore, 5 star rated
http://christmas.allrecipes.com/az/MockApplePie.asp
Apple Pie I
Submitted by
Carol, 5 star rated
http://pie.allrecipes.com/az/ApplePie.asp
How My Father Shaped My Life
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1077/is_8_58/ai_102025505
June
18, 2004 Me Jane...You Tarzan
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